FIX YOUR BROKEN GOOGLE ADS ACCOUNT.
ONE FLAT FEE. NO MONTHLY RETAINER.
Agencies charge for 'Management.' I charge for Calibration. I fix the engine, hand you the keys, and leave. You Save $24k+/yr in management fees and save up to 30% of wasted ad spend.
The One-Time Calibration
Most accounts don't need monthly management. They need a technical oil change.
📋 The Diagnostic: I manually identify the "bleeding" keywords wasting your money.
⛽ The Fuel: I rewrite your ads to match high-intent search terms so the AI rewards you with cheaper clicks.
⚙️ The Engine: I reorganize your ad groups into clean themes so the AI learns faster.
🛑 The Brakes: I upload 12,000+ Negative Keywords to block junk traffic instantly.
THE CALIBRATION PROTOCOL
I don't guess with your budget. I install three specific technical assets into your account to stop the bleeding and force the algorithm to relearn properly:
✅ DATA STRUCTURE
(300+ Proven Templates)
I rebuild your campaign structure into tight, single-theme ad groups. This feeds the AI clear signals so it stops guessing and starts optimizing for conversions, not just clicks
✅ THE FILTER
(High-CTR Ad Copy
I rewrite your ads to disqualify bad leads before they click. We don't want clicks; we want buyers. I repel the freebie-seekers so you only pay for high-intent traffic.
✅ THE BRAKES
(12,000+ Negatives)
I upload my proprietary 'Exclusion List' on Day 1. This blocks known bot farms, competitors, and job-seekers immediately. You stop paying for junk traffic on day one.
Your Agency Wants You Stuck in "Learning Mode."
Agencies love the 'Learning Phase.' It gives them an excuse to charge you monthly fees while they 'figure it out' using your credit card.
A mechanic doesn't 'A/B Test' your brakes. He installs the ones that work.
I don't use your budget to run experiments. I install the specific account architecture that Google's algorithm rewards. I skip the 'Testing Phase' and set the correct foundation on Day 1. Stop paying for their education. Install the fix.
THE $1,500/MONTH LIE
I Audited a Client Paying $1,500/Mo in Management Fees. It Was a Bloodbath.
They were spending $5,000/month. They thought they were doing okay because their agency sent them a green 'All Good' report every month.
The Reality: I logged in and found the agency was bidding on irrelevant 'near me' searches from 50 miles away and PMax was sending traffic to a broken landing page.
They were lighting $2,000/month on fire. & that's not including the management fee...
Most accounts I see look exactly like this. You think you’re investing, but you’re actually donating money to Google.
THE MANUAL LABOR YOUR AGENCY SKIPS
They rely on AI to save their time. I do the dirty work to save your money.
01
📥 The Purge
Agencies are over reliant on Broad Match. I download 15,000 rows of data and manually filter line-by-line to block the junk they ignore.
02
⚙️ The Tracking
Agencies install a pixel and leave. I verify Server-Side tagging to ensure iOS updates aren't blinding your data.
03
🕵️ The Recon
Agencies guess headlines. I audit your competitors' historical auction data to reverse-engineer exactly what offers are winning. I don't guess; I engineer based on market data.
04
✍️ The Rewrite
Agencies stuff keywords to chase a green 'Excellent' score. I ignore the algorithm. I pin high-intent psychological hooks in Position 1 & 2 that convert humans, even if Google rates them 'Poor'.
⚠️⚠️Should You Hire an Agency or Hire a Mechanic?⚠️⚠️
My name is Pat (PPCPat on Reddit)
Honest answer: If you spend over $50k/month, keep your agency. You need daily management.
But if you spend under $10k/month, paying a retainer in 2026 is a trap. You are paying rent on a machine that drives itself.
Don't step over dollars to pick up pennies. Let me fix the foundation once for single flat fee, and you save $24,000+/year in management fees & up to 30% in wasted ad spend.
How The Calibration Works (No Monthly Meetings)
Step 1:
Book The Diagnostic
Select a time on my calendar. We jump on a 15-minute call. I share my screen and show you exactly where your agency is wasting your money.
Step 2:
The Fix
If you want me to fix it, you pay the one-time fee. I log in. I install the brakes, rebuild the ad groups, and rewrite the ads in 48 hours.
Step 3:
The Keys
I send you a 'Service Video' showing exactly what I fixed. You get a calibrated account that runs on autopilot. We don't have to talk again for up to 90 days.
Simple, Transparent Pricing.
I don't charge hourly. I don't charge monthly. I charge for the result.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Do I need to give you Admin access?
No. 'Standard' access is fine. I don't touch your billing or credit card info. I only need access to the engine room (Campaigns).
Q: Will you change my budget?
Never. I am not a 'Growth Hacker' trying to spend your money. I am a Mechanic making your current budget generate more leads.
Q: How fast is the turnaround?
48 Hours. Once I have access, I install the Brakes, rebuild the Engine, and hand you the keys within 2 business days.
Q: Why don't you offer monthly management?
Because 90% of businesses don't need it. Agencies charge you "Rent" on a machine that runs itself. I believe in fixing the car once, not charging you to sit in the passenger seat.
Q: What happens after the 48 hours?
You get a walkthrough of exactly what I fixed. You run the ads. If you want a "Tune-Up" in 3 months to refresh the creatives, you can book it then. No contracts. No hostages.
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