I MANUALLY AUDITED 300+ GOOGLE ADS & LANDING PAGES. STEAL THEIR DATA FOR $99.
Access the private database of 300+ manually graded ads, landing pages, and 12,000+ negative keywords. Don't write ads from scratch. Copy from the winners.
A Complete "Agency Operating System" in One Download
You aren't just buying a spreadsheet. You are buying the exact tools used to manage $20M+ in spend.
📋 The Matrix (Database): 300+ manually graded ads and landing pages from the top 30 competitors. Filter by niche, score, or psychological trigger.
⛽ The Fuel (Formulas): My private "Frankenstein" Ad Builder. Stop writing from scratch—drag and drop proven headlines to create high-CTR ads in minutes.
⚙️ The Engine (Checklist): The 10-Point Landing Page Audit. Use this checklist to ensure your site is actually ready to convert traffic before you spend a dime.
🛑 The Brakes (Protection): The Negative Keyword Vault. A plug-and-play CSV of 12,000+ toxic keywords to block job seekers, spam, and "cheap" clicks instantly.
THE "AGENCY DIRECTOR" TOOLKIT (NOW YOURS)
Over 200 hours of manual spying went into this updating database. 300+ High-Ticket winners. Screenshot, scored, and categorized by niche. The exact "Frankenstein" template I use to beat Control ads by 30%. 12,000+ Negative Keywords to kill bad traffic before it touches your budget. The negatives alone could save you $5k-$10k per month if you are in a high spend niche:
✅ THE AD MATRIX
(300+ Graded Ads)
A searchable database of 300+ ads from Legal, SaaS, and Home Services. Filter by "Emotional Angle," "Price Hook," or "Authority" to see exactly what triggers clicks in 2026.
✅ THE FRANKENSTEIN BUILDER
Never write from scratch. Use my "Modular Framework" to assemble high-CTR ads by mixing and matching the highest-scoring headlines from the database.
✅ THE VAULT
(12,000+ Negatives)
This is my proprietary "Firewall." Upload this CSV to block competitors, job seekers, and "freebie" hunters instantly. Stop the waste on Day 1.
Your Agency Wants You Stuck in "Learning Mode."
Agencies love the 'Learning Phase.' It gives them an excuse to charge you monthly fees while they 'figure it out' using your credit card.
You don't need to pay someone to run experiments. You just need the results. A mechanic doesn't 'A/B Test' your brakes—he looks up the manual and installs the part that works.
My Matrix contains 300+ proven winners that have already survived the high-stakes auctions. I don't use your budget to run tests. I handed you the answer key. Skip the 'Testing Phase' and copy the winning parts on Day 1.
The 'Managed' Account Reality Check
I Audited a Client Paying $1,500/Mo in Management Fees. It Was a Bloodbath.
They were spending $5,000/month on ads. Their agency sent them a shiny 'All Good' PDF report every 30 days showing clicks were up. They thought they were safe.
The Reality: I logged into the backend and found the truth. They were bidding on irrelevant terms like "free," "cheap," and competitors 50 miles away.
The agency was lighting $2,000/month on fire because they didn't have a proper Negative Keyword list.
You don't need a monthly manager to fix this. You need a Firewall. My Matrix includes the "Vault" a CSV of 12,000+ universal negative keywords (Job seekers, cheapskates, spam) that stops this bleeding instantly.
Agencies charge you monthly fees to "optimize" this waste away slowly. I give you the list to block it all on Day 1.
THE 200 HOURS OF GRUNT WORK I DID SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO
Agencies rely on AI to save their time. I did the manual dirty work to save your money.
01
📥 The Purge
I manually reviewed 15,000 search terms to build the Negative Keyword Vault. You don't have to filter the data—you just upload the CSV to block the junk instantly.
02
📊 The Grading
I judged them by "Psychology." I manually graded 300+ ads on a 10-Point Success Matrix so you know exactly why they worked. You get the scorecard, not just the screenshot.
03
🕵️ The Spy Work
I paid the $200/mo subscription fees for enterprise spy tools so you don't have to. You get the premium competitive data without the monthly recurring cost.
04
🏗️ The Framework
I built the "Frankenstein" Ad Builder. Stop writing from scratch. Drag and drop the specific headlines that convert humans, even if Google's algorithm hates them.
⚠️SHOULD YOU HIRE AN AGENCY OR BUY THE CHEAT SHEET?⚠️
My name is Pat (PPCPat on Reddit & Quora)
Honest answer: If you spend over $50k/month, keep your agency. At that volume, you need daily human oversight & they should have expensive tools to help improve your account.
But if you spend under $20k/month, paying a $2,000/month retainer is math that doesn't work. You are paying "rent" on a machine that largely drives itself.
Don't pay for the mechanic's time. Just buy his toolbox. I took the exact system I use to manage $20M in spend and compressed it into a single file.
You can hire me for $1,000+... or you can download my brain for $99. Save the $24,000/year in management fees and just install the update yourself.
HOW TO UPGRADE YOUR ACCOUNT IN 5 MINUTES
No sales calls. No waiting for a proposal. Just raw data delivered instantly.
Step 1:
💳 Secure Checkout
Click the button below. Pay the one-time fee ($99) via PayPal or Card. There are no monthly subscriptions and no hidden upsells.
Step 2:
📩 Instant Delivery
Wix automatically emails you the "Ad Director's Matrix" (Google Sheet) and the "Negative Keyword Vault" (CSV) the second your payment clears.
Step 3:
🚀 Copy & Paste
Upload the Negative Vault to block wasted spend immediately. Then, use the "Frankenstein" builder to assemble your new High-CTR ads.
THE AD DIRECTOR'S MATRIX
Price: $99 (One-Time Payment)
✅ The Matrix: 300+ Manually Graded Ads & Landing Pages
✅ The Vault: 12,000+ Negative Keyword List (CSV)
✅ The Builder: "Frankenstein" Ad Copy Template
✅ The Bonus: 10-Point Landing Page Audit Checklist
✅ The Terms: Lifetime Access & Free Updates
100% Secure Checkout via PayPal / Credit Card
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Do I need a subscription to use the tools?
No. This is a one-time purchase. You own the Google Sheet, the Negative Keyword Vault, and the Ad Builder forever. I despise the "SaaS" model where you rent your own tools.
Q: Does this work for my specific industry?
Yes. While the Matrix covers 10 major high-CPC niches (Legal, SaaS, Home Services), the "Frankenstein" Ad Builder is universal. The psychological triggers that make a person click on a "Plumber" ad are the exact same ones that make them click on a "Software" ad.
Q: I am a total beginner. Is this too advanced?
No. That is why I graded them. You don't need to know how to write copy. You just need to look at the column that says "8/10 - 10/10" and copy the structure of that headline. It is designed to be a "Cheat Sheet," not a textbook.
Q: Do I need to give you access to my account?
Absolutely not. This is a digital download. You get the files immediately via email. You upload the Negative Keywords and paste the ads yourself. I never touch your login or data.
Q: What is the Refund Policy?
Because these are digital files that cannot be "returned" once downloaded, all sales are final. This protects the intellectual property of the database. Please only purchase if you are serious about fixing your ads.
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